Even cats need a bedtime story sometimes.

Take a look at this fluffy piece of heaven. This cat loves nothing more than sleeping on ??? ??? ??? ??? ??its back, even though that puts it in its most vulnerable position. It could be scratched or even petted while lying down-- the horrors are simply unimaginable.

There's a fine line between this sleepy cat and an actual tiny human. In fact, this cat might be superior to a human child. It doesn't cry for a bedtime story, it never needs to go outside and it's happy to eat whatever poison you feed it off the kitchen floor.

Just look at the thing.

お父さん、そんな格好で寝ていたら風邪をひきますよ！的なやつ pic.twitter.com/lS4apdJl9d

— スミエ(チップ) (@goma_chips) August 2, 2016

Sure this cat is asleep and completely unaware of what's going on, but who cares? It's cute, and that's what matters most.

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